I used to suppose there have been “shorts individuals” and “non-shorts individuals,” and that I used to be firmly one of many latter. Denim cutoffs (whereas nice for on a regular basis put on, competition model, and summer season holidays) normally find yourself giving me front-to-back wedgies, and might make me really feel too uncovered. Denim Bermuda shorts, regardless of providing extra protection, really feel like sausage casings for thighs and remind me of restrictive faculty days when the fingertip-length rule nonetheless utilized. So to avoid wasting myself the discomfort, I’ve normally opted for skirts, attire, and full-length denims as an alternative.